YOU GET WHAT EVERYONE ELSE GETS

if vampires existed in real life i think there would be shady companies advertising "organic blood" sourced from "willing donors" who are coincidentally all poor people being paid like $5 per blood donation. and like haughty vegan vampires who only drink a synthetic blood drink thats brewed in a way thats actively worse for the enviroment. and radical traditionalist vampires who go on tiktok and claim that true alpha chads have to drain and kill people and anyone who leaves their victims alive is a liberal cuck. enter the world of hypothetical insufferable vampire politics with me.

Helly R. is a truly unique female character because she is written to be so courageous and vulnerable and exposed and self assured and BRAVE and Britt Lower is so keyed into that aspect of her and it makes me just CRAZY !!!

not normie enough to fit in but not fringe enough to lean into being a freak, worst of both worlds, pure liminality, just the weird coworker, and unrelatable classmate. and your mutual

the vet called they said your emo boy is ready to be picked up

free museum trips are wasted on unappreciative middle schoolers. let me go