Thots & Prayers

Don’t want to post the guy’s face but massive respect for the guy - literally an hour after Margaret Thatcher’s statue was unveiled - who was pelting a full carton of eggs at it.

Someone also suggested regularly scattering birdseed to drench the statue in shit. At this point it’s open season.

My favorite thing about reality tv is when they add crazy sound effects to people saying normal things to make them seem insane

every single villain with minions would be utterly fucked if the heroes just introduced them to the concept of workers’ unions

While that Shrek scene is one of the best, I do feel some villains would survive the unionizing. Gru, for one, would have been fine even as a bad guy since he was still a good boss. Megamind would absolutely let Minion unionize, even if the union was just Minion.

Heinz Doofenshmirtz’s backup dancers are canonically unionized iirc

admittedly I don’t spend a lot of time on reddit in general so ymmv but the ftm fitness subreddit is literally that “bodybuilders responding to forum post by skinny dude” meme. like every reply is genuinely good advice and/or “you look amazing, king” 

If tumblr ever hands out verified accounts I hope it only goes to Monterey Bay Aquarium’s and literally no one else’s.

I love art

This is the funniest thing I have ever seen

what r they going to do just glue it back on

It being Britain makes it a million times funnier… oh no something you care about was stolen and put in a foreign museum and now they won’t give it back?! how terrible

y'all hear one funny word and you just smash that reblog huh

@arsonforcharlie My favorite post is back

there are many things I have posted on this internet I will not stand by but this is not one, it is my masterpiece and I will die proud of it

Nice work all

Posts that make you want to take world leaders hostage

so when is Sandra Oh gonna play Batman

parents be like “your mental illness is so hard to deal with” my brother in christ you are the one who caused it