i aim to misbehave

ITS TIME

I really wish there was a less bitchy way to say 'just get over yourself and figure it out" because sometimes that really is the thing you should do

children are so fucking funny man. i just overheard a kid go “i just learned a new way to pinch, wanna see it? it hurts a lot more!” followed by a loud, notably pained scream

happy pride month dykes i love you dykes

there should be a pill you can take one time that will shrivel up your uterus and abort it through one last horrible period

We have this interesting situation where we basically no longer have privacy nor the expectation of privacy, but we also don't have community or meaningful connection with others, so we're all simultaneously both completely exposed and absolutely alone, and please understand that when I say this situation is "interesting", what I in fact mean is that it's "nightmarish and I wish I could wake up"

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Actually, I rather like being trans

I suppose being cis would be nice and all, but it doesn’t quite have the same “I will sieze Destiny by the throat and force it into the shape of my choosing” kind of verve

daughter (non-practicing)

sister (deadbeat)

in the tags whats something you love that has been discontinued

never seen anyone fucking kill a man on reddit

never seen anyone fucking kill a man on reddit