at some point someone’s gonna kiss you on the forehead which is just fucking stellar so stay alive for that

These are such good chickens

I can’t get over the ostriches because they ARE AS BIG AS HER

A demonstration of how accurate the term “mother hen” really is.

Bring back the desire for vaccines. Leave behind polio.

I’m gonna call everyone old sport

That last part had me

im a simple woman i laugh at my own posts and i torture my digestive system with my tendency to obey every single one of my cravings without question

if you plug your headphones into a hole in tree you can hear tree thoughts. stuff like “birds live in my hair” “water is my favorite” “the sun is my boyfriend”

*says something and gets what i interpret as slight disinterest in response* okay!!!! I will not speak again

Don’t trust anyone that bashes dark skin women.

!!!!

agreed

not to be controversial but i literally don’t care about fancy career goals all i want for myself is peace like i have no desire to be a lawyer or an esteemed intellectual please just give me a beautiful garden and lots of animals and plenty of paint and i’ll happily work at pets at home or cafe nero 

it’s already snowing in Washington, what the heck

today’s gender is gimme you facking money!!!!