a foot in both jars of peanut butter

i need more fics to play with shane boasting about his ability in private vs acting super hockey player humble when he's on camera

you have to come play barbies online bro. you have to.

reblog and tag a tag that you have blocked

rpf is like 65% the most fun you've ever had and 35% the worst pain imaginable and a lot of the time you're feeling these simultaneously

sure sure sure cock-drunk shane but what about cock-drunk ilya like he just got done doing the tornado 3000 to shane’s dick and of course he swallowed every last drop and he’s out of breath and panting and his eyes are half closed and he’s got this stupid dopey smile on his face and his cheeks are pink and his hair is all over the place and he can’t stop nuzzling at shane’s crotch and licking and kissing as he giggles to himself

i miss him (fictional character that i can rewatch or reread at any time i want)