She Would Have Loved You

would you put a discarded fruit sticker on my forehead in whimsical jest yes or no

reblog to put a discarded fruit sticker on the forehead of the person you reblogged from in whimsical jest

hudson if u can hear me don't go on a cut just stay huge please please please

at the end of the day my deepest belief is that shane has a disgust kink. i think being forced into being uncomfortable or overstimulated or going oh god this is so fucking gross is exactly where he wants to be. but it’s not that he thinks gross shit is hot. just that disgust is a highly erotic experience for him

obviously shane gets more freckles in summer because more sun exposure, but i think that first summer with ilya at the cottage, he gets more freckles than ever. before during summer i don't think he went swimming much so he probably didn't have his shirt off very often. but then his shoulders are covered in freckles and ilya is obsessed (even more than before, if that's even possible)

My absolute gospel truth and I'm sorry this is so sappy but--where I'm living, Ilya fully changes his name to Hollander when they get married, like just fully legally changes it. And despite the fact that he continues to use Rozanov professionally ("Just like J. Lo," Ilya says.) everyone who knows them personally obviously knows what Ilya's legal name is and also assume it's a way to kind of stick it to his shitheel father. To this end, and kind of as a joke at first, people start referring to their two-person unit as The Hollanders ("Okay, the Hollanders are in room 508" etc.) but it becomes steadily less and less a joke when neither Shane or Ilya really seems to think of it as one. Ilya especially seems to genuinely love it. He'll say shit like "Oh yes the Hollanders will be there" when asked if they're coming to a barbecue like they live in a postcard. He LOVES to give his name as Ilya Hollander and he LOVES to book reservations under 'Misters Hollander' and he LOVES to say the words 'Shane and Ilya Hollander' out loud with his mouth. I also think that for their last game together in the league Ilya and Shane wear jerseys that say S. Hollander 24 and I. Hollander 81 and it's like. An end of an era type thing. And they frame the jerseys.

Thinking about Shane carrying a half asleep ilya to bed 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

i wish vegas bathroom wasnt so early in their hook up era a more seasoned ilya wouldve known he couldve made shane get on his knees on that dirty bathroom floor and beg to suck ilyas dick