that was. anything went

Drinking it to gain the proportionate strength and speed of a cola!

Stop doing it scared and start doing it scary. Invoke sheer eye-clawing terror into all those who have ever wronged you

Real talk: vaults are so small in game that it never occurred to me that they should be large enough to require little carts to traverse. Can you imagine the fucking shenanigans that the Tunnel Snakes would get into with those? Butch Deloria and his dweebs hacking one to remove any limits on their speed and drag racing in the maintenance tunnels, eating shit on the regular. Beautiful.

reach the point of no return in FIVE easy steps

(responding to getting flirted with) heh well, youre pretty sexy yaself baby, (lowers sunglasses to reveal my wicked eyes) im not feeling well, i might die soon

my armor is so clean it sounds like a balloon when you rub your hands along it. unfortunately this is not sexy at all

miss me with that ‘weapon accuracy’ shit. im shooting everything. im laying down cover fire. im shooting the walls. im shooting my teammates. im shooting myself. my accuracy is 100% yall just dont know what im aiming at

I didn’t even read the rest because I’m still laughing at “miss me with that ‘weapon accuracy’ shit” like I’ve never read a more perfect phrase in my life

you are NOT my “passenger princess” get off your phone we are Under attack!!!!!!!! you are my gunner; man the weapons and defend our vehicle with your life!!!