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jezabelofthenorth

“the habsburgs weren’t even that inbred” uh yes they were, why is this discourse it’s just a scientific fact

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I listened to a podcast episode about the Habsburgs, and the guest expert said that Charles II’s DNA reads as being a product of two parents who are closer than brother and sister.

broadlybrazen

“Eight generations should contain 254 different ancestors. Charles II’s has 82. This is what we might refer to as ‘suboptimal.’”

a-daks

canon: they died

fanfic: fUCK YOU

andordean

Canon: and so they never met

Fanfic: here’s a funny story

namesonboats

Canon: There was tension and pining, but they never even kissed.

Fanfic: Actually,

kaeltale

Canon: Torture the cinnamon roll.

Fanfic: Torture the cinnamon roll.

conversationswithjohnlock

Canon: When they traveled they stayed in separate rooms

Fanfic: AND. THERE. WAS. ONLY. ONE. BED!!!!!

caressthosecheekbones

Canon: … and they were roommates.

Fanfic: oh my god, they were roommates…

johanirae

Canon: They were international assassins who assassinated assassins.

Fanfic: But hot DAMN wait till you hear about this cafe they opened

jenroses

Canon: They had a coffeeshop

Fanfic: but they were ASSASSINS

pizzapopolis

Canon: they were mortal enemies and attempted to murder each other on multiple occasions

Fanfic: bUT THEY GOT MARRIED AND ADOPTED CHILDREN

robbyrobinabitch

Everytime I reblog this has a new addition and it’s the best

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Canon: They were straight

Fanfic: Lol

boxofsoap

THE LAST ONE IS THE BEST ONE

meggiebrick

I love fanfic so so so much.

sweetteaa19

Canon: Am I joke to you?

ursulaismymiddlename

Fanon: No, just a disappointment.

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World Heritage Post

weltenwellen

Warsan Shire, from "For Women Who Are Difficult to Love"

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“I don’t want to be a burden” you’re more like a relief, a gift, a blessing actually

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fouroclockwren

YES OMG BRÜNNHILDE

joeyclaire

i fucking love tumblr on new years i scroll past a glittertext gif wishing me a happy 2002 i scroll past my mutual wishing me a happy 2018 i scroll past a gifset wishing me a happy 2013 i scroll p

scribbleshark

happy 1915 everyone!

vvhack

lovingechoes

Gotta do it

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I don’t care what news I get I just want this stupid potato dog on my dash

travellertalks

^

ambelle

Same lol

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reblog this for good luck

angelwarm

i hope that one day i will finally be ok….i’ll make a cherry pie when it is all over

angelwarm

today is the day

joshpeck

reblog the cherry pie to be ok

pumpkinylink

The cherry pie worked for me and here’s to hoping it’ll work for you too

fanficaddict13125-deactivated20

Let the cherry pie do it’s magic

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relaxnotshaveeyebrows

snow when a girl named katniss is reaped in district 12: oh wack what a coincidence i know that plant

snow when the same girl starts singing the covey’s meadow song: hey wait

snow when katniss adapts the mockingjay as her symbol: fuck

aholefilledwithtwigs

I once had a landlord offhandedly mention that his mother had set this house on fire before. He and his wife lived on the first floor, and i rented the third.

Apparently his mom didn’t like his wife. So she set their house on fire. The house i was living in.

He assured me that everything was fine now and that this was years ago, just kinda laughed, smiled, and said ‘You know how moms are’

Yes. I know how moms are. I know how fucked up moms are as well. I have known many fucked up moms and fellow children of fucked up moms.

Attempted murder through arson is not typical mom behavior, even for a fucked up abusive mom

Oh, and his mother lived next door 🙃

aholefilledwithtwigs

There were two houses next door to each other, both owned by the same family. They had lived there for decades, and for my landlord it was also his childhood home. Each house had three floors that acted as separate units. Every unit in the two houses was occupied by members of the extended family— except for me. I was the oddball living in the attic of one of the houses.

This is the family dynamic i was tossed into

HOUSE ONE

1st floor— landlord and his wife

2nd floor— identical twin sister of landlord’s wife, occasionally children (not clear whose)

3rd floor— me ☺️

HOUSE TWO

1st floor— landlord’s mother, who previously set house 1 on fire

2nd floor— adult daughter of twin sister, her young kids, and current man (changes of man signified by throwing clothes out of window)

3rd floor— creepy brother of the twin sisters who is always outside working on his van

Yes, the rent was dirt cheap

aholefilledwithtwigs

The rent was so cheap that i usually paid in cash— ATM fees were about the same as money orders (and i didn’t have checks)

Then one day my landlord is in his truck, pulling out the driveway when he stops and asks

‘Hey— you haven’t been short on rent these last few months, have you?’

No… I had been paying in full, on time

To his wife. In cash

He wasn’t normally home when i would go to pay rent, so i would give it to her. Figured it was the same as giving it to him.

Turns out instead she was pocketing $100 off the top and telling him i was short each month.

And he knew it was happening. He just wanted to confirm.

‘Each month she makes it her little pay day! Well you know how wives are’

Sir, you need to reevaluate the women in your life because this level of stealing and attempted murder is not normal

ace-disgrace-on-the-case

“You know how moms/wives are” is a statistical error. Landlord Georg, whose wife and mother steal from and attempt to kill him, respectively, was a outlier and should not be counted

aholefilledwithtwigs

Additional fun fact! The reason he was hard to get a hold of? He worked a crazy schedule that always changed.

He was a hospital chef. Oh. And a wedding dj. He tried many, many times to hire me to help work dj events for him.

I would politely decline

nico-the-overlord

This whole thing reads as at least a 30k notes post wdym it only has 130 notes

tumblehcendrum

EARLY ON A BIG POST FOR ONCE

thoughtkick

“You can’t expect yourself to go from a negative mentality to a positive one overnight, but every time you correct a bad thought you are growing! So focus on your growth, not the fact that you aren’t “there” yet.”

— Unknown

ur-daily-inspiration

“I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of a Library.” -Jorge Luis Borges ♡

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