Just an Emergency

Hey, do you know that feeling of hitching up a long skirt so you don’t fall on your face when walking upstairs, and then you immediately become a wretched yet resolute Jane Austen character? It’s a universal thing, right?

It’s like resting a laundry basket against your hip and suddenly you’re a long-suffering peasant woman, wondering if you’ll survive the winter.

I love it when people tell me about me because I have no idea who I am

I am unhappy with how perfectly this works.

I refuse to believe that this wasn’t the backup song for in case Zep refused to let them use Immigrant Song.

#thank u for ur honesty magneto

I would really hope theyd notice a car coming toward them or else they are the worst apex predator ever.

this is also an extremely fucking valid point

Just saying “I don’t watch TV” sounds pretentious, but there’s a big difference between “I don’t watch TV because I feel that the entertainment of the common masses is beneath me”, and “I don’t watch TV because I’m too busy marathoning YouTube videos of a guy 100% clearing Super Mario 64 without pressing the A button”.

Truth coming out of her well to shame mankind

me every time I climb a ladder: what a thrill

That last one honestly belongs in hell

chaotic good

Direct action