If you find yourself lost in the woods build a hole

what if it was called magic the slathering and it was about lotions and ointments

when i was a kid my parents bought me an inflatable doll of the Scream by Edvard Munch (??) that was significantly taller than i was at the time and i used to slow-dance with it and pretend it was my boyfriend. It had its hands attached to its head obviously so it felt like he was always a bit horrified to be forced to dance with me

I love this website I love it when people tell us what's wrong with them

Red swan replaced the sky with layers and layers of slowly falling infinitely wide heavy fabric again -_-

Just graduated from Begging Dog University with a master’s in Boiling Water

Did you know that um…. (remembers that words are very unnecessary, they can only do harm) …………