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i hate it when people mistake "etymology" with "entomology." like, i know where they coming from but it still bugs me

Conservative beauty standards are back with a vengeance which means it's especially important to go out this summer with bellies out and bodies unshaved. Also be unapologetically disabled with mobility aids and wearable medical devices and stim toys and ear defenders and all that stuff. You need it. People need to see it. Everyone needs to be reminded that life is unquestioningly more enjoyable when you're not living inside an arbitrary set of rules created by people who are offended by all the wrong things.

one must imagine sisyphus livin la vida loca

what do you mean there are exactly zero rats i. this post

DOES IT NOT STOP

im so hungry i could eat a meal

I LOVE MY FRIENDS I LOVE MY FRIENDS I LOVE MY FRIENDS wow I have such great friends they makea me happy 🤌

I’m gonna kill (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) someone else (remembers murder is bad) on accident (realizes it’s not an accident if I say I’m gonna do it) and I know because I’m from the future (remembers lying is bad) no I’m not (feels guilty) I’m so so sorry (remembers actions speak louder than words) (does a backflip)