hhhehehe

i’m giving up personhood to become a full-time abstract concept

*pointing at his bulge* there's a lot to unpack here

you're my dog and to some extent my wife

flaccid penis... it's chic, it's hip, it's the next big thing

it's the next thing

i feel like i’m cursed forever but other than that i’m doing alright

if you see me liking contradicting headcanons for the same character just know it's because I do not give a fuck and I have an active imagination #hewouldsaythat

sometimes it’s not about ‘would he say that or do that’ it’s more like that would be hilarious if he did because I have a jester’s heart

hey don't cry. think about Blorbo struggling to get up, coughing up blood <3

im going to explode in the kiln

hey sorry I snapped at you, I've just had a really hard day and [remembers focusing on myself is selfish] maybe it's your fault for provoking me?

Obsession thy name is this art.

boobs should have a toggle on/off feature

you are weak of mind and horny of spirit