(gets electrocuted in a shithole bathroom) (suddenly remembers im gay) oh god the fucking jigsaw killer....

i'm just like sisyphus except instead of pushing a boulder i live with my parents

more people NEEEEED to get into the monkees like it has everything you could ever dream of. Four blokes who do fuckall living together in a beach house getting into wacky hijinks. one of them is a manlet. theres autism. its typical 60s humour but sometimes it hits different and its really endearing after a while. And then you find out about the Torture

The origin of life. How we came to Be

"western military movie" is literally the worst genre of film in existence

I want to make it 100% clear this is me expressing my deep seated hatred for the military propaganda movies that the west continues to pump out. literally every movie where some white military guys are in the Middle East, Africa, Asia, etc., I hate them all. Every narrative where it’s like “oh, he felt bad about killing the people there” I genuinely could not hate more. It’s always some flavor of “this poor Brown/Black kid dies :[ and they feel really bad about it :[ but they had to do it to stop suicide bombers :[” or “the white MC realizes that war is WRONG in the middle of the movie and it’s only then that he actually views the people (always poc) he’s killing as human”. Ohhhh they feel SO bad about killing these people, and we’re supposed to sympathize with them even as they continue to kill in the name of the West’s imperialism. I hope every director who continues to put this shit out burns.

in lieu of top gun coming out, tapping the sign again and reminding y'all that it's literally just military propaganda for the US to continue its imperialism n I hope every director who continues to push this shit out—along with the military that sanctions it—burns.

1 carabiner girl is worth 100000 lanyard guys. remember this

(Kicking legs into the air) I'm sooo masc... Hehe... Ooh my gooood I'm Sooo masc!!!!