i don't know how to say this in my native tongue

Hate when I'm trying to find my luggage at the baggage claim but they all look the same. Many such cases.

I think the "pre" and "post" parts in "preposterous" should cancel each other out but everyone else seems to find my idea completely erous

Germans completely outdid the english language by calling tv a farseer. They got their orcish shamans to name that shit

milk-thistle is an example of a word where the tongue barely moves… basilica is an example of a word where the movement involved is like a seesaw. opium as a word is circular to say. to say a word like violence involves a bit of a forced pause in the mouth where the o connecting the syllables is. etymologists trace the word’s history, poets feel the word’s impact, singers listen to the word’s musicality, linguists tell the word to go this way and that way, and the word is gracious to all in return

Unfortunately, our plagiarism checker has found that your essay is copied word-for-word from another source. We’re very disappointed in you. At this point in your academic career, you should know better than relying on the Library of Babel to think for you.

you literally copied this from the library of babel too i don't want to hear it

I know some of these are real but I'm frustrated because you could easily squeeze in a half dozen bullshit ones and I would none the wiser.

you're telling me they're real words/phrases but it's the description that's wrong??? amazing

Took me until about halfway through college before I realized “study” means “play with the material in a variety of ways until you understand it” and not just “read the assigned chapters and do the homework” and I think that probably should have been discussed at some point prior to that.