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I can't find this gif outside of Tumblr and I want to save it but I'm also on mobile rn, I am resorting to posting it now, rip

#how tf do I track down this gif #desperate times #desperate measures #if the gif itself didn't give that away already #astralwormtalks

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garashir

hey friends where is that picture of boromir with the gondor flag except its a pride flag?

lesbiansforboromir

Couldn’t find it so I made another because you’re right that it’s a crime and it’s definitely my duty to remedy it

#pride #can imagine Boromir shouting Let's Go Lesbian's #pride month #lotr #boromir

allthingswhumpyandangsty

reblog if you love ao3 exactly how it is and you don’t want it to “update” or change in any way♡

#ao3 #archive of our own #if they destroy ao3 I'm rioting

honeyxmonkey

Avatar Aang, age 17, once got clocked in the face by Firelord Zuko, age 20, because he forgot Zuko is deaf in his left ear and has no peripheral vision on that side either. And made the mistake of not announcing he was right next to Zuko, resulting in jumpscaring the Firelord and being on the receiving end of Zuko's fight or flight response. Unfortunately for Aang, Zuko always chooses "fight".

muffinlance

Aang goes down and somewhere in Zuko's hindbrain, a millisecond before he properly processes the situation, his inner ponytail!prince starts shouting FINALLY FUCKING CAUGHT THE AVATAR

Fortunately what comes out is just fuck fuck fuck

#i can see this happening #atla #avatar: the last airbender #fire lord zuko #blind spot

lemonade-sky

#christian baby #preach

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notund

this post's hypothetical by itself is already ridiculous but the thing that gets me is how the wording implies two very funny things that become funnier in tandem

1. "Accidentally, the pitcher tosses a Christian baby" means this is a mistake on the pitcher's part. i imagine the pitcher is breastfeeding on the field and they pitch and they look down at their hands and they see the ball still in the glove and they go "fuck"

2. hitting the baby will still win you the game

tidal-chaos

#christian baby #hit it outta the park #Christian baby #flying so high

peterfromtexas-deactivated20250

Reenactor throws a spear at a drone

supapoopa

What a time to be alive.

tenthcorner

“The medieval warrior, realizing the consequences of his impulsive act, immediately approached the owner of the drone and offered to pay for the damage.

The owner of the drone was so impressed by the brilliant attack that he suggested organizing a competition for bringing down “dragons” with short spears next year.

Drone owners have another year to develop a unique “dragon-like” design for their flying machines.” (x)

kineticpenguin

I am 100% cooler with this knowing that the spear-thrower realized “oops maybe I shouldn’t have done that” and tried to make it right, and that the guy who the drone belonged to was cool with it

brunhiddensmusings

just so everyone knows, this has already been memorialized in a runestone

stephendann

Everything about this post blesses those involved with a +4 on their next Today is Good Day roll

fromaliminalspace

a rough translation of inscription on the runestone:

On the seventh day of May in the year of 2016 on hither spot the mighty warrior Ulf hath slain a dragon with his spear.

so yeah, happy birthday to this dragon-slaying event and to it only

nonlinear-nonsubjective

Happy Ulf Hath Slain A Dragon With His Spear!

#love this #wish i could throw a spear like that #good ol Ulf #lol #q #medieval #reenactment #norse runes

keepcalmandcarriefischer

It's the last day of April

my-little-bologna

Wake up babe, new meta layer just dropped

#it's gonna be may #lol

timberlakelove-blog-blog

maydaytrippe

last day to reblog

kim-kardassian-blog

you now you want to.

Gonna have to wait a whole year if you miss this.

paulwalkersdogwalker

Fine

#it's gonna be may #lol

personsonable-deactivated201908

me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

miaislying

Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean?

personsonable-deactivated201908

decay exists as an extant form of life

miaislying

That’s a terrifying answer, have a nice day

haystarlight

THE ORIGINAL?!?!!!!!!!!;!!!!!!!!???

shower-thoughts-last-responder

On my dash!??!

Please hold

#the iconic post #I think about this often #mushroom post #you cannot kill me in a way that matters #this slaps

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spongelll

me walking to the bathroom at 3am in a massively oversized shirt, using gay fanfic on my phone to light the way

spongelll

mind melding with strangers over the internet

stealing my thoughts and my likes dude what

[ psst! down here! ]

#mood #ao3 #the light in my darkness #fanfic

purplepenguintime

I love zukka but I will not stand for the erasure of my girl

cyndaquillover1074

Exactly.

#legend of aang spoilers #literally where was she in the film #can never have enough women kicking ass #atla #zukka #Suki #avatar the last airbender

l00106

#this is amazing #I love the pose in the top corner as well #completely accurate #zukka #avatar the last airbender #atla #zuko #sokka #avatar the legend of aang #the legend of aang

vivenecii

I love them, your honor

#gorgeous #atla zukka #zukka #zukka fanart #atla fanart #avatar the last airbender #avatar the legend of aang

highonlife22-deactivated2026021

using your city as a personality trait is such a funny phenomenon thats only allowed when you're from like 5 super well known american cities. imagine if like.. a polish person was like thats how we do it in kędzierzyn koźle

syrenki

you know that excitement when you realized you're in a location from a famous song. this is how i feel right now

#hell yeah #that's how we do it #kędzierzyn kozle #lol

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klaradraws

I needed to draw him 🫦

#this is amazing #insert foaming at the mouth guy gif here #atla zuko #prince zuko #atla #avatar #zuko #avatar the legend of aang #atla spoilers #legend of aang spoilers

martiankitty

so, um... was Zuko getting more and more naked throughout the movie part of the plot?

#( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)#I definitely noticed this too #not complaining #atla #atla spoilers #zuko #avatar the last airbender #avatar the legend of aang #legend of aang spoilers #the legend of aang

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