groove with me baby

It’s time for YOU to listen to me.

she buffalo on my buffalo til i buffalo

i love my scab #myscab . certainly it will stay this way.

#myopenwound #mybleeding

there will never be a more iconic film scene than the scene where obi-wan goes into a 1950s american diner run by a fat italian american alien to do a weird mockery detective movie about a sleeping dart that he retrieved from a bounty hunter hired by a bounty hunter and then in the background is greedo from the first star wars for no reason. it’s like. that level of film making will never ever ever come again.

POPPING BOTTLES IN THE ICE!!!!!!! LIKE A BLIZZARD!!!!!!! WHEN WE DRINK WE DO IT RIGHT GETTING SLIZZARD!!!!!!!!!!

just got off the phone with tamsyn muir. No updates on Alecto the Ninth but she said john gaius was canonically at dashcon

Joan Crawford’s spirit appeared to me last night and told me she and Bette Davis had hate sex on the set of What Ever Happened to Baby Jane

Bette Davis’ spirit appeared to me a minute after that and told me Joan was lying

Everyone say thank you sanitation workers we owe you our lives sanitation workers

the whole pattie gonia situation could have been mitigated if she had just watched that one episode of nathan for you where he opens a parody starbucks store