groove with me baby

the whole pattie gonia situation could have been mitigated if she had just watched that one episode of nathan for you where he opens a parody starbucks store

25lb bucket of dried beans summer

they call it amtrak because the trains am on the trak

do you ever find yourself in an elevator or a bus or a train car with a bunch of people and think to yourself damn we’d make a compelling ensemble company for a black box theatre play or a novella of some kind should something go wrong here

i can no longer tolerate the fallibility of language. let's all punch each other in the head

Nona the Ninth says important things like "even in the cruelest most broken world love can still matter" and "righteous fury is still fury and can be so destructive" and "mass suicide cancelled I forgot there was a dog"

I think Megan thee stallion should be allowed to execute people if she wants to

ragebaiting lemonade stand owner with one simple order