Dire Bone Frenzy

harrow and gideons entire childhood is so insane to me. absolutely hated each others guts to the point theyd beat each other bloody but they were the only kids around all of drearbruh so they had no choice but to want each other's attention and the only way they knew to get that attention from each other was to literally abuse each other. all that for them to go into adulthood and be all 'i am undone without you.' genuinely the most codependent toxic situation ive ever seen i need them to kiss for real so bad

okay but what time is gideon nav talking time? how do i sign up? where will it be held?

i love palamades sextus because it's like. he's "the greatest necromancer of his generation". he's jealous of an eighteen year old. he's in a codependant relationship with his cousin. he's writing erotic wlw fanfic on the wallpaper of his hallucinated River bubble. he rewrote known necrophysics. he was homewrecked. he finds those little outfits that nurses wear and strong work ethic and high test scores sexy. he's been in love with a woman seven years older than him since he was eight. he gave an ancient saint turbo cancer. he blew himself up. he's dead. he's alive. he's banned from selling erotic wlw fanfic he conceived in his necrophysically impossible River bubble. he's taking care of the dead soul of the earth in the body of a girl who lobotomized herself. he never forgets anything. and he isn't even technically the main character. NO ONE is doing it quite like him.

yesterday? blorbo stuff. today? blorbo stuff. tomorrow? you'll never guess

unleashing the skeleton army on an unsuspecting populace?

yes god finally one of you gets it

The other thing, he's still so mad, fully 10,000 years later, about the things that one random guy on Xitter (who he later murdered in a nuclear firestorm) said about his Cow Wall. Its just amazing, the way he holds a grudge.