100% whole white bread

My only tactic for playing pokemon is to be 20lvls higher than the opponent.

All problems are nails if your hammer is big enough.

Dang, Homer.....kinda said gay rights....and fire safety

If there’s anything worth living for, it’s kittens trying to imitate their moms.

my favorite relationship is the one between humans and dandelions. in childhood we instinctively blow on its little fuzzy seed carriers. we take the role of the wind, we help the dandelions in a crucial part of their lives, and in return we get a wish and a moment of happiness. this is how nature is meant to work. we are just as unaware of our goodness as the honey bees are, pollinating the flowers 

how the hell is this sexist? the first one is clearly homemade, and the second one isnt revealing or anything that could be qualified as sexist. at all.

this is extremely sexist what are you talking about? the second one is very revealing, and not even well made if i may say so myself. versus the first one was is just a man in his furby suit going for a walk around town. he enjoys seeing the looks on the childrens faces when, for a moment, they believe there might be a real furby across the street. once they have spotted him maybe hell do a funny dance for them, or something. they take out their iphone, probably to call their friends and say “bro, look at this furby! this is crazy!”. pretty soon the police show up for some reason. then he

Are people actually arguing over a FURBY outfit for halloween or did i miss the sarcasm here 

i certainly hope tha t was sarcasm

date of origin: 2013

DRAQUESHA?!?!?!

… is Draquesha from the ghetto??

GUUUURL, I’LL BE TELLIN MAH DADDY ABOUT DIS FO SHO. BITCH TRYINA TELL ME SHE KNOW PROPER FRIENDS N’ SHIT. PLZ.

someone make male versions of ginny and hermoine and a Female ron!

date of origin: 22nd of april, 2012.

date of origin: 14th of december, 2012.

How can I not reblog this!?

AMERICA

^ brilliant

:D

date of origin: 6th of february, 2012.

this is honestly probably the best review florence welch has ever received

rb if you want to bury your head into florence’s lap and earn a badge of satanic red wings