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#911 abc is my biggest hobby… and my greatest fear.

you can have random one sided beef with ANYONE! it’s so beautiful. and it doesn’t cost any money!!!!!!

ilya on his couch trying so hard to sound nonchalant: so is there a mrs real estate

*takes a bite of my cigarette*...... heh. the character...... *walks into a small puddle but it swallows me up like the ocean* *i am found dead years later in maine*

I love those posts that are like „Ilya is the only one who could ever be it for Shane“ so much cause they’re SO true. Someone would ask what his type is and he‘d just be like. Ilya. And they’re like no I get that but just apart from Ilya. And Shane doesn’t get it. Ilya is literally my perfect type, hes the only man I could ever have loved this intensely. You couldn’t come up with anyone more perfect ever. Ilya hears this and bursts into tears as if Shane doesn’t tell him at every opportunity. And he‘ll still think Shane will leave him for his flirty yoga instructor and try to kill him with his mind. And Shane meanwhile wouldn’t be able to pick that guy out of a line up because he’s only staring at Ilya’s ass the whole time (they go to couples yoga together)

month starting on a monday we have no excuse guys lets get to work and lock the fuck in

yk its actually very chic and avant garde to start on tuesday the second

many claim theres nothing more subversive and revolutionary than starting on wednesday the third

there are simply no words in the english language that can describe starting on thursday the fourth. thats how iconic it is

the great divide is like what if you stayed and it haunted you and what if you left and it haunted you and what if you came back and it haunted you

[touching sand on a Tampa beach] Somebody Pleaked here…