Uncle female

im not a girl Unless ☝️ im being told to go piss

theyre called broad shoulders because theyre for women

"drug seeking" as a patient label one of the most dogshit stupid concepts of all time. fuuuck everybody look out this guy came in here expecting medical treatment. better watch out in case he goes to a restaurant and starts food seeking

I hate cigarettes so much I hate that smoking is becoming cool again I hate that we're becoming contrarian hipsters about this disgusting habit that has literally killed so many people and destroyed so many lives I'm so serious we need to become absolute killjoys about this again it's time to go 90s scolds on cigarettes until the scourge is wiped out entirely.

Genuinely I just don't think people younger than 35 know how good they have it. I distinctly remember the year in my childhood that it became illegal to smoke in restaurants, I remember what it was like when people used to smoke indoors everywhere, you all think it's cool because it's this illicit fun thing people are doing drunk outside bars now, you don't remember what it was like when fucking everything reeked all the time and you couldn't get away from it and how life changing it was when you could suddenly go out to eat and everything didn't taste like ash and all your clothes and hair didn't stink for days when you got home.

I checked my tumblr and had a single, evil, red notification coming from the settings tab. and Knew, i got deactivated.

THE BEST LINE EVER SAID IN CINEMATOGRAPHIC HISTORY

it is my job to feel immense fear

So how much longer are we gonna pretend "higher than normal call volume" is a thing that exists. I think its normal call volume actually and you just arent hiring enough people. I think if you experience higher than normal for a very long time its no longer higher than normal its just normal and youve failed to adjust accordingly

Does this replace the fma plot for ed? Or is it post main story? If it replaced the fma plot it could be a much more of a positive chimera experience for him.

Was Laois eaten by the dragon in this scenario? Because we’ve seen how that goes.

No, there's now two Falins. Falin 1 got eaten by the dragon, and Falin 2 leads the party to rescue her.

ya empezaron con "memes that transcend languages" cuando son palabras obvias

anglofonos cuando reconocen cognados:

Keep me company but stay out of my way. The dream.

Interesting results so far and entirely not what I expected