tender, violent, and queer

poking at Ur hand with my nose to get you to pet me

you're going to try and bite it aren't you?

im not gonna lie i will straight up be biting it yes

quiche can't be punk because you have to follow rules like oven temperature and cooking time.

Aliens bodies are probably different as hell. Or similar

being mutuals with really skilled artists is so funny. van gogh & monet are in the tags of my shitposts telling me they love my sense of humor. I feel like roger rabbit

but babe you love being chained to the radiator

fully sober in the club googling frankenstein 1818 full text

wore a white dress and walked in the rain to the barracks so all the knights could see my skin peeking through the fabric and i said “oh my, excuse me ladies, it seems i got myself lost in the downpour… i’m all alone and no one even knows i’m here…” and they just gave me warm clothes and made me soup so i didn’t catch a cold and escorted me back to my room. i fucking hate chivalry

sharing a full screenshot uncropped is kind of like bending over in a little skirt and pulling it up a little

Orgasm denial. Orgasm anger. Orgasm bargaining. Orgasm depression. Orgasm acceptance.

Ghosts aren't real, it was probably just the house settling that gave you that blowjob