dichromaniac

i have good taste except when i don’t but when i don’t it’s in a sexy way

#when i have bad taste it is *esoteric* (via @no-where-new-hero)

they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.

Oh god I think this might be it for Mitch McConnell, the last time he was hospitalized they said he was in critical condition but it looked like he was going to pull through. This time we do not know why he was hospitalized and all we've gotten is "he's receiving excellent care" like...oof! That's not good! For him.

Nothing I can think of better than that fucking ghoul dying on a sunday.

God if you're listening...it's time to send him home.

Please, we all need this. I need to remember what joy feels like.

I support all of you biting bigots. Do that.

everyones got that fic they chip away at like michaelangelo sculpting david. and brother? its penis month

asked my friends if they knew what i was referencing and they said no. we all know that post where someone divided how long it took michelangelo to sculpt david by it's size and went "yuuuuup. whole month spent on penis" right. sure, my search history is full variations upon "michelangelo penis month tumblr" to no avail, but we all know it. right.

Hi, that was a MBMBAM bit. But i see you and i hear you and i dont know if someone already said something

but above all, one must not concern oneself with the opinions of people who censor the word fuck