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reblog to give writers the power to write 10k words of porn without plot

also, many women/people experience controlling behaviour and domestic violence from their partner for the first time during pregnancy. don’t risk thinking “he’s just stressed, it’ll get better when the baby comes” because it won’t. neither you and your child will ever be safe with that man. get out as early and safely as you can

I need a Calamity adaptation so that I can make many other people experience that story in a medium that is somewhat more accessible than some 20+ hours of live play. Some of the most insane lines and characters in that mini campaign that honestly deserve more attention

anyways (I say this as someone who is deeply critical of the united states government, military, unchecked capitalism, police, etc) I am SICK of people treating america as if it has no cultural value or positives so….. I love u 85 million acres (bigger than italy) of national parks. I love u harlem renaissance. I love u groundhogs day. I love u sweet tea and fried chicken and jambalaya. I love u apple cider donuts and maizes on crisp autumn days. I love u 95k miles of coastlines and new england fisherman and hand knitted sweaters. I love u halloween where millions of people dress up and give candy to strangers and carve jack o’lanterns. I love u small talk and small towns and potlucks and bringing over casseroles to your struggling neighbors. I love u cowboys and ranch hands and arizonian cactus. I love u appalachian trail and dirtbikes and divebars. I love u sparklers and fireflies. I love u mark twain and toni morrison and emily dickinson and henry david thoreau. I love u rock n roll i love u bluegrass and hippies i love u jimi hendrix and nirvana and CCR and janis joplin. I love u victorian houses and jonny appleseed and john henry and mothman and bigfoot. I love u foggy days in the pacific northwest and neon signs and roadside attractions. I love u baseball and 1950s diners and soft serve. I love u native american art and pop art and poptarts. I love u blue jeans and barbecues and jazz musicians 

This is your regularly scheduled reminder that "Life finds a way" is about the dinosaurs becoming transgender

Happy pride

free my girl she did all that and that’s what makes her such a compellingly complex character. that’s her essence

damn this bus stop is perfect. now if we could just find somebody to stand upwind of everybody and smoke a decrepit cigarette they found in a tomb

i have good taste except when i don’t but when i don’t it’s in a sexy way

#when i have bad taste it is *esoteric* (via @no-where-new-hero)

they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.

Oh god I think this might be it for Mitch McConnell, the last time he was hospitalized they said he was in critical condition but it looked like he was going to pull through. This time we do not know why he was hospitalized and all we've gotten is "he's receiving excellent care" like...oof! That's not good! For him.

Nothing I can think of better than that fucking ghoul dying on a sunday.

God if you're listening...it's time to send him home.

Please, we all need this. I need to remember what joy feels like.

I support all of you biting bigots. Do that.