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I think I’ve been reading too much about early modern Europe because I just heard someone go “of course Christians don’t think the communion wafer is actually the body of Christ, it’s a metaphor” and I said out loud “girl no they started wars about this.”
Which is kind of a pedantic thing to say! because absolutely that’s a benign and perfectly reasonable statement in the year 2026 but for a second I felt like there was an absolutely gobsmacked 17th century Austrian priest watching over my shoulder
A perfectly reasonable statement in the year 2026 if you've never met (or heard of??) a Christian who isn't Protestant I guess????
Heck I think most High Protestants have some sort of doctrine of the Real Presence - Anglicans sure do at least.
This isn't some esoteric historical curiosity, it's a pretty egregious misrepresentation of the majority of modern Christendom
preserving the tag because oooooooooo boyyy it is both correct and important. saying "nobody really believes that" makes it sound -- intentionally or not -- like you think it's a stupid thing to believe and everyone with that sincere belief is either stupid or self-deceptive. so maybe don't be an asshole! if you sincerely think that a piece of theological doctrine is less relevant or less literally interpreted than it used to be in the same faith ... say that instead!!
(source: raised by aggressively ex-catholic atheists and I'm pretty sure I was awful about this as a Youth)
do you think the catholic church effectively utilized wokeness by funneling money into the colonization and rape of the americas after issuing the doctrine of discovery which effectively legalized the subjugation of indigenous peoples?
prayer to whichever dead catholic person is most appropriate: may I not have to run a whole week of surprise camps on crutches. in a knee brace.
Im agnostic raised liberal protestant, but absolutely the catholics got saints right. Sometimes your problem is so fucking specific you need Some Guy. If you're listening, Guy of Workers Who Have Strain Injuries,
No fucking WAY, there's actually a knee injury Guy? Catholicism accidentally reinventing the medical specialty system......
I know you're wondering: are there slutty pictures of him revealing his knees?
Saint Roch, by Francesco Ribalta, c. 1625, Museo de Bellas Artes, Valencia
[image id: st. Roch staring soulfully and hiking up his robe to show that his thigh has a bubo on it, also sluttily revealing his knees]
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hi, i'm sorry to bother you. would you happen to have any resources like specific books or podcast episodes for beginner Lutherans? i've been thinking a lot about it but i've felt very directionless and lost and not quite sure where to start. thank you for your time and have a wonderful day.
Hi friend I’m sorry I take so incredibly long to answer asks.
Luther’s Small Catechism is the place to start. I like this one produced by Concordia Publishing, I find that it breaks things down in the minute details the best. You should be warned, though, that the Missouri Synod branch of Lutheranism adheres strongly to biblical literalism and inerrancy. I have found this book to hold the readers hand the most, it is the one that I was confirmed with and my pastor uses, but it should absolutely be taken with a grain of salt. The framework the denomination operates under has very much gotten in its own way, it does not affirm queer people, ordain women, or have room for very many different interpretations. It is not a denomination where I have a home anymore, even if I find value in this handbook. If you are new to faith or deconstructing from a rigid one, this edition should absolutely be read alongside something like God and the Gay Christian. Luther’s Small Catechism, the short original tract, is also available for free online, and while it does not feature the same break downs (such as defining what ‘daily bread’ means), I believe in your ability to read and understand it without the addition gendered commentary!
Something by Bonhoeffer, The Cost of Discipleship is my favorite.
The Evangelical Lutheran Church in America (the church that has given me a home), has a wide range of social teaching and messages available on all sorts of issues. While they can be long, and sometimes a bit overwrought, I find them helpful and above all, I am glad we can at least discuss modern questions.
I’m afraid podcasts are just not the way I consume theology. Lastly, I, via my inbox or my messages, am always a resource! So is any pastor in your area, if you can get to one. Lutherans very much enjoy talking about our theology, and we require more schooling before ordination than most denominations, so they should be able to do it.
“I note, too, that Christ puts no limits on who we should be serving. We are not asked to visit those imprisoned unjustly, but anyone imprisoned; to feed only those who are hungry by no fault of their own, but anyone who hungers; to welcome just those who have their papers in order, but any stranger in our land. We are asked to love without limits, so we might grasp that God’s love for us is limitless.”
— Michelle Francl-Donnay (Not By Bread Alone 2020: Daily Reflections for Lent, March 2nd)
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Forever thinking about how Mary conceived via the holy spirit, which is a historically feminine entity. Lots of untapped potential for Something here. Not sure what yet
Lesbianism strikes again
This made me giggle out loud

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everyone line up i've got one bottle of testosterone gel and there's 17,000 of you i'm about to pull a move not seen since jesus did the bread and fish glitch 2000 years ago
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oh, of course. because he died for our sins.
*gently takes my friends and siblings in Christ by the hand* when people call you schizophrenic or psychotic for believing in miracles or mystic experiences, or even just the existence of God, ableism is explicitly and actively at play. They are using the belief that schizophrenic people are untrustworthy, or even dangerous, to insult you. You might be the one being called names, but we are the butt of the joke. Being called ‘schizophrenic’ is not bad. We are not inherently bad. And plenty of us (like me!) are religious. It is far more important to push back against the mere idea that being schizophrenic is insulting than it is to say that being called schizophrenic is anti-religion.
When people use us to insult you, it says more about how they see us than how they view your religion. And if you don’t think poorly of us, what they call you is not longer an insult.
"biblical angels" you do realise there are angels in the old testament that are literally just regular looking guys, right? you do know that the hallucinogenic incoherent descriptions are in like. two books. and the rest of the time angels are just guys. you know that, right?
and I'm not saying don't have fun with weird angels. I'm saying, either the eldritch forms are for special occasions, or the society of the angels is Many-Eyed-Many-Winged-Interlocking-Circles, Four-Faces-Six-Wings, and Mike.
Literally Raphael is just a normal person!
this is what the heavenly breakroom is like
Oh no now I love the water cooler angel

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god loves losers. god loves the failure to thrive, the wrist checks, the negelcted, the thin, the risky. he is tiered, he is rooting for the least of you. his charmers he lifts from nothingness; his kings turn out fruitless. he loves the fruitlessness. he licks wounds, he's into that. he recalls the forgotten. he's telling his refugees to garden in foreign kingdoms. he's telling his prophets to tie themselves in rope and remain on the ground. this god is the god of losers, lovingly, thrummingly, nostalgic like that
Creators making characters LGBTQ+ via Twitter years after the series’s release is hollow representation. The sole exception is Phil Vischer implying Bob and Larry from VeggieTales were trans in order to piss of bigoted and hypocritical Christians.