i get so gay off that tequila

all texts are risky texts if you have sufficient fear in your heart

I wish all the “religion is inherently bad” people who go on to describe issues exclusive to Christianity would understand that their idea of Christianity being analogous to all religion is a very glaring sign that they are still steeped in the Christian hegemony they seem to reject so vehemently

omg if i was an oracle i would be LYYYYYINGGGG

to be honest im really sick of the fact that fat people are supposed to suck it up when other peoples worst fear is looking like them

No I think it's really great when a friend group of approximately twenty seven individuals spread out in the sidewalk as they walk so nobody has to walk behind the group. There's nothing better than when I'm trying to get home and I see the tableau of Jesus at the Last Supper gliding towards me like Jamiroquai in the Virtual Insanity music video and I have to decide who has the narrowest frame that I can shoulder-check my way past

does anyone else get insanely romantically frustrated, like i know sexual frustration is a thing but sometimes i get super intense cravings for soft kisses or make out sessions or cuddling naps or things like that and it's way more frustrating to me than sexual cravings

a slaughterhouse. an outlet mall. slot machines. fear of god. you know the usual