for a twink he's awfully sure of himself

i get a $250 million production budget to adapt beowulf into a summer blockbuster and at the end beowulf is contemplating his reign as king in his old age and the passing of time and we hear some kids say something he doesn't quite understand and he says stoically "it's as if the English i speak is becoming old..."

(backseating you at the mortar and pestle) man you aint even squarshing it

every girl wants to get in a vehicle and flip 3-6 switches overhead in the process of turning it on

More things should be operated with big thumb switches and knobs and dials and shit.

i'm so hungry. won't someone use !tortellini to feed me delicious pasta

!cursedoak

my cherios spelled out my exact address this morning but like what the gudge ever i gobbled those honey nut freaks up and licked the bowl too

dont you dare call me a fucking fake gamer i think about dick every moment of my life.

What does that have to do with gaming ?

fake gamer spotted. take the shot.

Happy pride

Are they like..... Yknow.... [Goes to do a hand gesture but forgets I'm a wizard and I accidentally cast Lv50 lightning bolt]