The Details of Being Lazy

anyone else ever daydream for 6 hours straight and then after ur just like nah let’s scrap that and do it all again but slightly to the left

Oh no, that emotionally devastating scene would have been so much more impactful if it had happened earlier.  Better go back to the same kernel of daydream I’ve been basing every daydream of the last three weeks on and do it right this time.  If I’m not swallowing back tears at Starbucks, I’m gonna have to figure out another way to emotionally gut myself.

I feel so called out

me for the past 7 years

last time i reblogged this it wasnt balanced I’m glad it’s ok now!!!

Do we get female presenting nipples back or not

tumblr being an investor's worst nightmare and therefore not even attempting to seriously compete with any of the Big Social Media™️ platforms is actually the best possible scenario as far as i'm concerned. like i'm sorry but where else can i write incoherent self indulgent paragraphs of unfiltered jackshit for nobody but myself and a moderately sized audience of equally anonymous strangers, free from the constant pressure to produce and perform that you find when using most alternatives. no matter how bad this site's management gets i really honestly can't imagine ever wanting to leave. the day they finally take this old horse out back they're going to have to take me out with it.

This is like a cards against humanity

but if i don’t hyperfixate i’ll get depressed and die

*runs out of hyperfixations* oh god oh fuck *lies in bed feeling empty and useless for 48 hours*

I’m ready to Marie Kondo this fucking body. This spine does not bring me joy

Ah the traditional pastime of youth: Sticking all of your hair under a hat and pretending you’re a boy

I swear EVERY SINGLE ONE of my employers has been at LEAST two of these at once.

Me, banging pots and pans together: UNIONIZE