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So who here knows how to get gum out of hair? Florence was playing around with my wallet today, and I keep some sticks of gum in there for y’know… when I want gum. And she thought it would taste good and then decided that it didn’t taste good and took it out and it kinda got stuck to her fingers and then she wanted to play with mommy’s hair, not telling me that she had gum in her hands that she couldn’t get off. I’ve tried everything I can think of and I am stuck with cherry flavored gum in my hair and I’m really really trying not to have to cut it out. Needless to say this mommy is having a bad hair day. Any suggestions would be very helpful and I swear that I will try them all. I’m desperate to not have to cut my hair out. Thank you Florence. I love my daughter I swear and I now know that she doesn’t like cherry flavored gum. Oh my name is Candice by the way. And I’m not afraid to admit when I need help. And guys I need help.

I always heard that putting ice on the gum freezes it and it might be able to come out but other than that find your best stylist and hope for the best. Hi, Candice! I’m Kelli, nice to meet you. I can help google remedies if the ice thing doesn’t work. Apparently peanut butter is a thing too, or oil. Unless you already got it out then I really hope you didn’t have to cut your hair!

Yeah, wrapped up a few shows in Chicago and now I’m moving, so I’ve had a busy week. I have my pumpkins carved and on my door step, so I’m getting in the spirit, even if my pumpkins suck. I prefer Halloween way over Christmas. I love the old slasher flicks too, Friday the 13th, Halloween, Texas Chainsaw. 

Sounds exciting! I don’t even know where my husband is right now, but he does that, too. I hope you settled into town smoothly, though! And you’ve been enjoying the Halloween activities. Are you now in the Christmas spirit? It’s November 1st, you have to be. Halloween is a good one, good choice,Joe!

So, Lili and I definitely had a whole other set of plans for last night. We’d wanted to go home after the Spooktacular Extravaganza, kick up our feet, and look forward to having a relaxing Sunday of doing absolutely nothing, but a certain tiny person had other plans. Maybe she’d wanted to crash the party and didn’t quite make it, I’m not sure. But we realised on the way home that she was ready to make her grand entrance into the world, and of course detoured straight to the hospital. And just after 3am, Dylan Joanna was born to make this the best Sunday we’ve had. She’s a healthy, sweet little baby that we’re both thrilled is finally here. Lili’s doing well and getting a lot of much-earned rest, our families are on the way, and we’re just wrapping our minds around the fact that we’re actually parents. My only slight regret is not taking advantage of the fact that I was still wearing my Anakin costume and saying, “I am your father” as my first words to her. Nerd moment of the century missed. In my defense, I was a mess, and I’m pretty sure she’ll see plenty of my nerdiness over the course of her life to make up for it.

Am I crying? I am crying. Ugh, Bill. I am so happy for you and Lils! So expect all the presents coming you way now because I’ve been completely all over. I can’t believe you’re a dad, now. Fatherhood’s gonna look great on you, Bill. I can’t wait to watch Dylan grow up and be spoiled rotten by me because I’m the best. Just ask Zach’s kids. But really, is there anything I can get for you both while you guys are living in the moment with your little girl? Or just hugs? Maybe hugs. I kinda wanna give them to you both and little hugs to her.

Halloween is literally the best holiday to ever fall into existence. Horror movies, black cats, baking treats in the shapes of adorable lil creatures, candy that looks like detached body parts, and costume parties that let our imaginations run wild! You can’t tell me that there is a holiday better than this. Well – you could but deep down we all know Halloween is number one!

I think I’m biased. I do love Halloween, don’t get me wrong, but I love Christmas because winter and Christmas season in Bayview has been one of my favourite things in the two years I’ve been here. What’s your go to Halloween movie, Demi??

Can you actually believe that Halloween is in like sixteen more days? My town house is decorated to spooky perfection and I’m like so here for it! And I plan on doing absolutely nothing except hand out candy to all the adorable little ones around town while watching Hocus Pocus with my dogs. Someone please tell me you have more exciting plans so I can live vicariously through you?

I’ve been spookifying the house and watching Halloween movies every night in celebration of one of the best holidays ever. I’ve watched Beetlejuice like ten times, though.... so maybe it’s just movies i want to watch. I planned on baking some fall treats this weekend! Especially crumble. I love the smell of a good apple crumble. 

Yell at them to sort their hair out and some of the clothes they wear is questionable, too. What happened to the skinny jeans and jackets, huh? Bring back 2014 5SOS. IT WAS A ROUGH TIME, I HAD NO IDEA WHAT WAS HAPPENING. I’m not leaving, though. I’m never leaving. They can try but I’ll always worm my way back in. You’re okay, I guess.

This is not a me problem. This is a them problem. The skinny jeans will probably never come back and Luke wore leather pants tonight in Toronto so that’s where we are at. TOTALLY ROUGH TO THE POINT YOU SHAVED YOUR HEAD? Or is that a fake photo, I haven’t seen you in a while now. Did you buzzcut your hair to look like Calum? Did you buy me something on the cruise?

I did. It was honestly such a good experience this summer working with all of them. I know Keke is going to be a life long friend after all of that. I have so much love for those ladies.  I’m glad that you enjoyed it!  We need more movies like that around. When I’m not super pregnant anymore, I’ll probably go take more lessons. It was a lot of fun. You should come learn too.  Thank you!  I know it’s going to be hard to have him be away.  We’ll keep you busy if you start getting lonely though.

… fun fact. One time during a fan convention, I actually did spill coffee on my pants. Nay, not just my pants. My crotch. I spilled hot coffee right on my crotch while I was answering questions, you can imagine what a fun situation that was. There really is something about cold pizza for breakfast that just makes your day a little better, though, isn’t there? Someone in town has to have goats – Stef and Darren, maybe? I don’t think Taylor has any… but someone’s gotta have. Either that or just grab one from Circle B. I miss you, too, you know. Maybe not enough to embarrass myself with goat yoga, geez.

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Aww anything for you. He cut his hair, thank you. He looked all kinds of adorable on James Corden. His outfit however, you can make fun of him for it. I give permission. LISTEN. Kelli knows all and she also loves you. I will been optimistic for the both of us, loser.

I think he needs another haircut. I think someone needs to sit his whole band down and show them what good hair looks like. FINE, IF YOU SAY SO. I’m not even thinking about it anymore. I’m just living life, hanging out with Tessa, you know how I do.

Not going to lie, besides Luke, Michael is probably the one with good hair right now because he just got it cut. Calum’s hair is blue and Ashton has a middle part and I don’t know why. SEE, YOU SHOULD’VE BEEN MORE OPTIMISTIC. WHAT DID I TELL YOU? You’re welcome. Your best friend (me) is the best.

I’ve missed you, too! I’m sorry. You know things were a bit weird back then for a while but I’m good. I’m ready wreak havoc on the world once again. You finished a whole cheesecake by yourself? Wow. Forget all the pregnancies and shit, that deserves the biggest congratulations. When are you and Luke making babies, though? I was watching and drinking and made terrible decisions because that’s what I do best.

Oh dude, don’t even apologize you know I get it. You went through a lot and you needed to take a moment to step back. But now that you’re back, let’s hang out. I’m alone and need people to hang out with because my husband decided to be a rockstar. We won’t be having babies for a while! Stop that. You sound like my mom and Liz. We’re still young, shhh. Do we need to have Kelli/Aubrey hangs? I want to know all the things.

Not this time around, but I actually have done that before. And then immediately after, I did a Facebook Q&A… with that coffee stain on my shirt, it was ridiculous, such a slob. Does it make it better if I say that I brought pizza home that night to make up for the mess of a morning we all had? Because I really did try. Oh, totally counts, especially if it’s food that’s really, really bad for you, but makes you feel really, really good. I’m always on board with that. Okay, wait. Have you actually done goat yoga?

Better white shirt than white pants. Imagine white pants and accidentally spilling coffee all over your thighs or better yet- sitting on it. Yeah, I don’t want to talk about it, Zachary. Pizza is the best, though, so yes. Definitely. And if there was leftover pizza it would’ve been the best breakfast, too! I want a pet goat. It’s been a thing for a really long time and I’m going to literally steal a goat from the country side of town. Let’s go do goat yoga together! It’ll be some bro-dad/sister-daughter time. I miss your face.