Little Bobbie Tables

The Fold by Peter Clines – Out in the desert, lies a contraption that might just be the first step in creating teleportation. But evidence is mounting that not everything is as it seems…

All Systems Red by Martha Wells – A group of scientists is conducting a survey in a faraway planet under the watchful gaze of their Company-issued security android. An android who is very much self-aware, and isn’t overly fond of the humans under its care. But when a neighboring mission goes dark, it's up to the scientists and their reluctant guardian to get to the truth. If you like the book, there’s also a tv show called Murderbot!

One Way S.J. Morden – When Frank was recruited to the mission to colonize Mars along with 7 of his fellow inmates, he thought it was a chance at a fresh start. But accidents keep happening, and he’s starting to wonder whether they’re accidents at all…

And that's why you aren't allowed to talk to the internet anymore, you piece of shit. That's why the house firewall has a special exclusion for you, in particular. Because there are no new fucking features you can give me as an update & if you can't talk to the internet, you can't be attacked either, so the only fucking reason you might need an "update" is to keep me from successfully using ink that costs $39.99 and try to force me to use ink that costs $339.99 and no that is not a fucking typo. To lock you back up again in ink jail.

The Star Trek title card generator is over here:

The sitemaker (Josh Mayfield at https://bsky.app/profile/bean525.bsky.social) has asked for people to come in and kick its tires so he can work out any bugs they turn up. So do give him a hand, if you feel inclined. :)

(also, deeply amused by this one...)