the answer is you

wow babe you’re really good at staying up incredibly late and barely sleeping every night

Actually, yes, at some point as an adult iIt is your responsibility to learn about history and politics outside of what you were taught in traditional k-12 education

i’m very self aware. which unfortunately hasn’t solved anything

Love character relationships that can only be described as "whatever the fuck these two have going on"

they should make a sleep that feels like you’ve slept

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to put no effort into my appearance

My friend really changed once she became a vegetarian 

its like ive never seen herbivore

i sighed so loud my mom asked me if i was okay and she’s two rooms away

i’m going to start a support group for people who can feel It coming

im going to fix my entire life

When?

Like Um. later

I don't know what else I expected him to do.

football tournaments give me a genuine midlife crisis because one day it’s 2014 and you’re a kid and your favourite player is still in their peak and then it’s another two years and then you’re older and your favourite player is older and then it’s another two and you’re older than the newest players and your favourite player is retiring. not good. do not recommend.

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

Im grading the final exams for the class I TA for and I'm checking the name of the one I've just graded so I can enter it in the gradebook when I notice that after the name it says in parentheses "just visiting ! =)". And that I do not know this student, they are not enrolled in this class, and they just showed up on the last day to take the final . Innovative use of free will

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

when you are eating chips you will often be like well how about one more chip? and then you will eat one more chip and be like well how about one more chip? and what do you think happens after that?