misumi... my son 🔺

Everyone remember to leave a pack of instant ramen out tonight for Justin Timberlake

i havent eaten an apple in days. the doctors are closing in. my barricade wont last much longer. theyre coming. tell my family i love them

"that time of the month" "monthly visitor" "feminine hygiene products" GRRAH!!! SHUT UP SHUT UP!!! PERIOD!! MENSTRUATION!!!! TAMPONS!!! PADS!! MENOPAUSE!!!!!!!!!!!

VAGINA!!!!

they want you to care more about 'job' than yaoi... don't fall for this scam

I just don't think we ever wrapped up the Clown Sightings of 2016 in a satisfactory way.

drake?

josh?

where’s the body of christ?

im majoring in making my life a living hell at idiot university

lot of people are going to be sent careening three posts down their dash and crashing into a brick wall because of this post

april fools? on [tumblr] ? i see fools on here 365 days a year, pal.

Funny when someone introduces you to something, you get really into it, and then they lose all interest in it. Oh so you’re just going to abandon me at the party you invited me to. Dude you were my ride.

one thing about me is i'm always going to need #mynothing. sometimes I do just want to lay in bed curled up and not speak for a few hours.