Kindness is Key

I’m using ao3 the way god intended: via 36 open semi-abandoned tabs on my phone at 2 AM the night before work

Just fyi, all the shirts and hoodies you're stealing? I'm gonna fuck you in all of them.

jeez these gap employees are hardcore

once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

And in these next 50 years you will eat so many delicious meals, laugh so many times with so many people you love, shout and scream and sing and cry and smile so hard your face hurts. And you will see such beautiful sunsets and feel fresh cold air on your face and feel warm and safe wrapped up in your favourite winter coat.

"whats your 5 year plan?" buddy I nearly go insane thinking about what I should have for dinner

I know this sounds like the deranged ramblings of a senile old man but I swear it used to be possible to look up information on the internet

we're allowed a lewis hamilton wdc in exchange for losing this btw

Marked safe from having trump in my teams World Cup trophy lift that’s why they chose to lose #woke 3.0