Dude, You Look Huge

It's #tummytuesday! That means is time to appreciate all the new fat I've been accumulating lately on me 👑✨

"Bro you're still bloated from breakfast"

I'm running a calorie drive between now (April 11) and MayDay.

I've taken the entire weekend off to jumpstart the summer bulk and the minimum eating requirements are in your hands, comrade.

For the state of our union this Jock is getting BIG, FAT, N STRONG to show these capitalists that comrades can be as big and prosperous as anyone.

I'm going to spend the weekend grilling, smoking, lounging and feasting. You should do the same.

In the mean time,

-for every like this post gets I will eat 25 calories

-for every reblog this post receives I will eat 100 calories

-for every ask I get between now and then I will eat 200 calories and answer with a video or photo (both in shot and on May Day, so really double that)

-for every new follower I receive between now and then I will eat 250 calories

So if you do all of these you can be responsible for 575 calories I consume over the weekend. Maybe these numbers are lofty but Socialist Boars need to outgrow Capitalist Pigs.