tickle josh for 12 seconds

sundress no panties 

grey sweats no boxers

Burger no pickles

The future is female

i dont understand this at all and america scares the fuck out of me

This is the america they don’t want you to see

i love america

This is what you call Waffle House at 2 am when the bars close and everyone is drunk and hungry

this is literally what you do when you’re drunk at 2 am alternatively go to an ihop

Do people in other countries not go to 24 hour breakfast cafés when the bars close??

Happy drunk girls are the ultimate chaotic good, how can anyone not love this

Having a sibling or three really like….gave you interpersonal skills and moral exercises from an early age that people who were only children had to learn later on, because nothing makes your brain work overtime than having a ride or die relationship with someone who you would suplex through the dining room table in a second if they touched your shit, but you’d also stand up and take the blame for some shit if you knew it wasn’t their fault or stepping in and swinging if they were being bullied by someone else

*looks in the mirror* not this soft and sensitive loving emotional wreck again

i really do want to be productive and make something of my life but i just love… Laying Down… so much. nothing makes me happier

im glad that “what does the fox say” and dabbing weren’t popular at the same time

andy samberg being almost 40 is proof that when white people stay in they lane they get the gift of not aging at the speed of light

he’s ethnically jewish tho

Timeless.

Please watch

Reblog if your mom is beautiful.

this is fucking me up so bad

Aging is really effected by stress, stress caused by things like hiding that you’re the zodiac killer for example