Take Me To Space

The word “fuck” is English language’s greatest achievement

being in your 20s is like playing the sims except your sim won’t do any god damn thing you tell them and all your bars are moderately orange to an ugly shade of red

Someone please exit my game

how do i ctrl + shift + c

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i cant believe there are people who still havent seen this video

I could probably recite this entire video, word-for-word, on demand.

Goddamn, this is nearly thirty years old and it fits like a glove into contemporary shitpost cadence and aesthetics, this is High Art

One does not get good grades by being smart, but by having a good memory

real ice eater memes

me

lov the cronch

insanity

If i lived here I would have to stay inside most of the time because going outside would cause my heart to explode and i think i speak on behlaf of most people too

Nobody seems to remeber that time in 2016 where we literally had clowns chase us with knives and we didn’t do anything

“Pumped Up Kicks” would have received tons of backlash if it were released today