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I love watching documentaries about amusement park accidents because all of the park officials are saying, "Oh, dear god, none of us could have anticipated that the roller coaster car would detach, this is a freak accident, an act of god!" and then the narrator is like "The Dicktwister 9000 was a known safety hazard and rabies vector since its inception. It was designed by disgraced Cirque du Soleil clown John Roosters, who had never seen a math textbook."

The best part of this post is watching other amusement park enthusiasts reply to this with "It's okay, you can say (name of infamously problematic ride)," but every single one is saying the name of a different attraction

GUESS WHO CAME BACK TO CAMP THIS YEAR

In one piece?

6 hour workday maximum i’m not kidding, if it can’t be done in that timeframe it doesn’t need doing.

this doesn't apply to jobs like childcare

If i worked in childcare and my 6 hours were up i would start putting babies in ziploc bags and shipping them to Turkmenistan listed as endangered fruits and vegetables

This is what Sims watch

A thousand years from now people will find this symbol and be at a Loss as to it’s meaning.

Iceland is fucking bizarre my name change made the news

With a little legwork we can make more people on Tumblr see this than the entire population of Iceland.

sorry guys knitting club is cancelled I've been transformed into a terrible beast and I'm going to eat the king.

you put all these people into one room and they start eating eachother

alligatorgirl crying in a florida-sun blasted publix parking lot ‘cause she dropped her pistachio ice cream cone

you go to comfort her and she grabs you and spins you at 200 rpm as a startle reflex. luckily you were wearing your inline skates (it’s florida after all) so after a few moments of disorientation you turn it into a pirouette

fascinated by the world painted by this post

i have outstanding news… it’s real… it’s all around you…

woag,., the beauty of the world