cathartic, in all the worst ways possible

blood splattered surgical gloves are a sort of lingerie in a way

the yard RPF is more pure and true than other streamerslop rpf because we have stuff like aiden talking about using sniffies and wearing skims underwear and while these sound like plot points in self indulgent fanfiction, this is just stuff that has happened on the podcast within the past month alone. without even getting to him getting so upset he starts crying in multiple different episodes

the craziest part of this too is that none of it is even RPF pandering because slime brought up the concept of “fujoshis” in relation to heated rivalry and none of them even knew what that was. theyre just like this for the love of the game

like sometimes love is whatevers going on between the performative bisexual and the guy who has a psychosexual compulsion around being the twitter main character of the day, forever

Absolutely fucking rich that Robby thinks Al-Hashimi can’t handle running the ED because she paused twice when working with kids. My brother in Christ you are on the killing myself world tour right now let’s self reflect maybe

Everyone stop replying this is the best one

Putting the term "Catholic guilt" on a high shelf where fandom can't reach it until everyone learns how to identify characters who are very very clearly coded as Protestant.

maybe this makes me a rube but i lowkey feel like if youre going to uncritically quote carl schmitt in a book or essay, regardless of the topic being discussed, in the actual citation at the end you should have to put a little “THIS GUY IS BAD” disclaimer. it just feels like its the least you can do

the radical left dying on the hill of “only women who i deem morally pure deserve to be believed about their assaults/abuse” sure isn’t a thing i expected to be happening now but in hindsight was in fact an inevitability i suppose

someone with post 2020 internet socialization when in denial about something being abysmal dogshit: it's camp!