cathartic, in all the worst ways possible

the drunk walk home is the atheists pilgrimage

i think one of the worst things the left wing internet ever did was push the idea that oppression is basically a virtue, and being oppressed is a sign of your morality. it has made it like…impossible for some of you to hold the idea that most people are privileged in some ways and oppressed in others. AND a lot of you seem to have it in your mind that terrible people cannot be oppressed, and that oppressed people cannot do terrible things, which is a dangerous rhetoric to hold imo.

Thus Spake Zoroaster : Also Sprach Zarathustra :: Thumb the Brake on that Rollercoaster : Almbo the Brrach on that Rallercathustra

you gotta come to the club man drinks are $18 and were all on our phones googling dog surgery

I love tumblr because somehow I can end up being mutuals with a celebrity (someone that wrote a fic that I loved)

functionally suicidal character saying “I would die for you” to their significant other and its like. I get the sentiment, honey, but if a hot dog vendor told me he’d sell hot dogs for me, I wouldn’t feel very moved now would I