laya's assorted stuff

vampires glitter because they bioaccumulate microplastics from their prey

just saw a "only one bed" fic with the major character death warning

#i guess that's one way to solve that problem

“This bed ain’t big enough for the both of us.”

heartwarming: transfem named mary sue and transmasc named gary stu have had a beautiful nonbinary baby named donut steel

people have suddenly started reblogging this post of mine from february 8th, 2012. great bit everybody

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

what if we started taking care of tall girls

like really taking care of tall girls

the notes on this are killing me why aren't we being taken care of why aren't we allowed to be small

sorry to everyone out there who thinks they have the funniest tshirt but i think i can confidently say i just saw the actual funniest tshirt just now. i passed by a beautiful black woman with long multicolor braids blowing majestically in the beach breeze & she was wearing an oversized tshirt that said in gigantic letters "WHITE BOY OF THE YEAR"

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

thy mother

Art thou for fucking real

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