magic with a kick

The three garridebs part 2 ending has to be crazy in-universe though like imagine you’re listening to your favourite true crime podcast, things have been getting weirdly high profile lately, then the episode of the week ends with a cliffhanger of the host seemingly dying. How would you even react

adulthood is just telling yourself “and after i’ve done THAT i can finally relax” with increasing desperation

how dare the item of clothing i developed a weird attachment to and have worn almost every single day since i bought it start to show signs of wear

Still insane to me that I get to go on YouTube and watch a HD recording of a new original musical for free all thanks to Starkid being too lazy to make individuals DVDs for AVPM in 2009

Aphobia is craaaaazy, like queer people in general didn’t do anything but we REALLY didn’t do anything

There's nothing worse to patriarchy than the idea of not even theoretically being sexually available

The bisexual to aroace pipeline is pretty much having the right idea and coming to the wrong conclusion. Yeah buddy you're not straight and you're also not gay. No not like that though, the other way around

evangelicals being like "god made men to do This and be like This and women to do That and be like That that's just how it is" and it's just a picture of a white man and woman following traditional gender norms makes me so insane like you boring fascist fucks. god made 2 million species of beetles. god made whales, ducks, humans, and 1500 other species capable of same sex behavior. god made fish and amphibians that change sexes. god made more than 30 different intersex variations in human beings. god, in his infinite curiosity. wake up!!! fuck!!

"god wants women to have perfect no-makeup makeup looks and stay at home not talking back and upholding capitalism" god??? that guy who made lizards that shoot blood out of their eyes?? that guy who made salmon do whatever the fuck that is?? are you fucking crazy???

what if the be more chill fandom including the elders who left in like. 2019 came together for the 10 year anniversary and either found the two river bootleg or got two river theatre to collect the original cast and make a proshot….. haha…… what if…… ❤️