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u survive literally every single event in your life & still every time a new event happens you feel like this is the event that will kill you and that you will never move on from but actually you will continue to survive like you always have bc u have a 100% win rate of surviving events. btw

You can like a character without condoning all their actions or beliefs. I love Anya even though she's a capitalist. Oh, the killings? What about them? No those were fine

I'm following blogs that haven't posted in like eight years but I don't care I shall never unfollow them because I am a true and loyal knight #loyalknight

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to put no effort into my appearance

to get a job you have to have 10 years of experience in every possible tool and task that could even tangentially be related to what you'll actually be doing and then you have to prove that you're the smartest person in the world and you're organised and proactive and have great problem solving skills. and then if you beg on your knees like a dog enough and actually get the job, the entire first week will be doing spent reading shit like: 'MANDATORY HEALTH AND SAFETY TRAINING: if the floor is SLIPPERY or BUMPY, you might TRIP. this is BAD. please take this test to check your knowledge. question 1: is tripping bad? yes/no'

i actually think it means a lot to emma that paul accepts her version of the situation with her and jane, considering the kind of person she is. emma says “when one sister is so on top of her shit, it kind of demands that the other be a total fuck up” and paul’s response is “what’s ying without yang?” which i think is actually an important moment for emma in terms of how she sees paul. because i think if paul’s reaction to that sentiment had been “nooo, i’m sure you’re not a fuck up” etc, i think she wouldn’t appreciate it as much. she’s not one for meaningless placating, especially in a potential partner. i feel like she actually very much appreciates paul accepting her view of a situation he was not involved in and just listening to her story. she’d much rather have someone hear her out and accept her as she is, even if it’s “a total fuck up”, than try to make her feel better about something they don’t really know or understand.

now we have to have a tv movie where doctor billie piper is gunned down and promptly killed by the american healthcare system, only for her to regenerate into slutty paul mcgann again.

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of