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crazy dream i had

ok so last night i had a dream

me and some friends (which included two irl friends and some others i couldnt make out) built a lego train that looked a bit like this but with orange on it and with 3 cars

and we could shrink down and go inside it and it would take us places even without tracks.

we were at a school for some reason and we set the location to some place in a desert really far away

we slept in a passenger car (right behind locomotive) while we were going bc it was night but i was actually looking out the window most of the time instead of sleeping

at one point we went over a big bump and lost the third car (don't remember what type of car it was) and then the trip ended as we went over a big cliff and lost the passenger car (we were all in the locomotive for some reason)

we decided to split up, collect the broken pieces, and meet back up at the school

i forget what happened after that up until the point of me with like half the passenger car on a boat that was for some reason in the dock that had for some reason shown up right next to the school while we were away

then fucking captain hook came out of somewhere and started singing a song with the crew and i started singing along and i sang too and when the song was done he asked me who i was and i said i was a new crew member

and he said like "alright but i gotta go do something and you better not leave" and he left out of a gate that led to a gangplank off the ship

and i started searching the entire ship for an exit and my seventh grade choir teacher was there for some reason and it took a bit before i was like "wait i can probably just leave out the gate"

so i went back to the front of the school right as my friend came out the door of the school and we went back inside and started reassembling the train in a classroom and there was a couple guys in there and one got really mad at me and started lecturing me about high school

then we finished the train and took it back outside and took a short ride on it and thats all i remember

i could so write a book about this

#dream #crazy dreams #what was i on last night lmao

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mihai-florescu

The lion does not concern itself with the bank account balance when a little treat is calling

mihai-florescu

The lion will never financially recover from this

glumshoe

I’ll never understand why anthropomorphic animal cartoons like Robin Hood and Zootopia will go to the trouble of creating character designs that are meant to be understood as “attractive” or even “sexy” to the human audience but explicitly avoid showing interspecies romances between anthropomorphic animals. Why is THAT weird but, like, trying to make rabbits recognizably sexy-coded to humans isn’t?

glumshoe

Sometimes, sure, but why was Maid Marian a fox in Robin Hood? There wasn’t anything particularly “foxlike” about her personality, and it would make more sense for her to be a lion. They made her a fox only because Robin was a fox and making her something else would be “weird”, but I don’t think the wolf cop or the chicken maid or the lion prince were actually meant to represent race.

countesspetofi

The best inter species couple is Kermit and Miss Piggy as the Cratchits in A Muppet Christmas Carol, because all their sons are frogs and all their daughters are pigs, as God clearly intended.

glumshoe

there are only two genders: frog and pig

forestdwellingrat

I’ve pointed out to my friends that the fact that Kermit and Miss Piggy’s kids are like that means either

1) they reproduce asexually and the children are clones of each parent OR

2) Kermit and Miss Piggy are members of the same sexually dimorphic species, hence the split between their male and female children

yes I have spent too long running about potential muppet biology

glumshoe

oh god

sailor-lady

Third option, when they want kids they get some fabric and make one, and hope a Hand inhabits it

glumshoe

Do you think there’s a ritual for inviting An Inhabiting Hand to possess the empty husk of your muppet baby?

jenivi

aflowerthatbloomsinadversity

Just wanted to show u guys that in Muppets Most Wanted, Piggy fantasizes about her and Kermit having babies and this is what they look like

So do with that what you will

fremedon

Recall that in The Great Muppet Caper, Kermit and Fozzie are brothers. And this was their dad (right):

capitalism-and-analytics

Thank you for specifying, which one of the two individuals in the picture was the dad haha

la-pou-belle

I, for one, think Shrek handled interspecies coupling the best. By this I am of course talking about the Dronkeys.

kestrelsparverius

adrnired

In season 3 of BoJack Horseman, we learn Diane (middle) has been impregnated by Mr. Peanutbutter (left). The fetuses are confirmed to be puppies.

autisticexpression

This is the worst addition to this post

araku-validrava

I am reminded of Treasure Planet.

In which Captain Amelia (left), an extra terrestrial anthropomorphic cat, had hybrid babies with Doctor Doppler (middle), an extra terrestrial anthropomorphic dog, whom also gave birth to the babies

wizardlizardinhislair

I always thought that in muppet movies like muppet Christmas Carol the characters are played by the muppets (so kermit is acting and playing the role of Bob rather than being him) so the kids in that film would just be other acting muppets right?

Or is that just something my brain made up?

ridiculouslyphotogenicsinosauru

kingscrown666

Last time I saw this post (YESTERDAY) it stopped at the second Eggman

the-haiku-bot

Last time I saw this

post (YESTERDAY) it stopped at

the second Eggman

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

astronomical-bagel

anyone in this thread smoke weed

susiron

In Leo the Lion (2005) a lion and elephant have the most cursed hybrid children and I think yall should see them

(also Matt Mercer voices the villain, Maximus Elefante and I think that’s very important)

spaceinvaydr

headspace-hotel

I think that what they are talking about is perfectly clear.

hiveswap

Amogus

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World Heritage Post

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parkayquarts

"what if someone regrets transitioning" if you are 18 or over in free country usa you can walk into any tattoo parlor and ask for a tattoo that will be on your body forever and ever and ever and they will give it to you with the understanding that if you dont like the result or you regret it later that's your fucking problem and not theirs

thelizardperson

one thing i love about mr.goodtimes is that he'll be like oooh look at my sweet little cat what a cutie patootie

and then the cat is the angriest looking cat you've ever seen

like look at that guy

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can you guys watch my squab for me im gonna go on my smoko

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baby need smoko

bovineblogger

BABY DOES NOT NEED SMOKO

worldheritagepostorganization

World Heritage Post

sent this to my friend in my sleep last night

#he responded “I have some news for you regarding the existence of frogs”

forrest13

C-Team assemble

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There was a girl on neopets a few years back who had a pet tick. She'd post pics of it in polly pocket playsets. I gotta find it again it sounds too fake

tamagotchi

redraw of one of my oldest fanarts in this fandom! :D you can see the og here

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superheroes try too hard to be cool these days when nobody can ever beat "his name is spider man and he dresses like a spider because he has the powers of a spider"

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