BlueRocketMouse

I am VERY excited to announce the ~grand opening~ of my online store, Lemonade Ocean!

And to kick things off, I’ve put these super colorful, super queer lego pins up on preorder! 25mm, gold-plated, soft enamel pins with a resin coating, these pins have 3 different pride flag color variants (gay, bi, and ace), with more pride colors on the way!

Here’s a comic I made about identifying as asexual and aromantic! I made it for an anthology which ended up falling through, so I thought it would be a good idea to post it on Valentine’s Day.

Sometimes research about Inklings must be postponed for other important things! In honor of Valentine’s Day, one of our researchers in Japan made these highly accurate squid cream buns. We’re told that they have squid ink chocolate cream on the inside…but no word if it’s real squid ink or just chocolate. Research on them will commence directly after this message.

@superlego

1980′s Sodas & Skateboards

Well she was almost done stuffing him and then I noticed that you can put scents in your bear and fucking love cotton candy and the girl basically car salesmen style sold me on the scent pad and asked where I wanted the scent to go

And I didn’t know where it should go but she herself being quite the plushie enthusiast was like “you’re gonna hug him a lot right? may I reccomend right here” and pointed to his forehead

So I was like “awe cute yeah that sounds good” (my bulbasaur is totally stuffed mind you and I even had her make him extra firm )

and then the girl rolls up her sleeves and was like “alright bulbasaur! Here we go! I apologize in advance but this is gonna look very inappropriate!”

And she fisted my super full bulbasaur all the way to her elbow saying sorry to him and to me over and over again. It took her several tries to get the scent pad in place since my bulbasaur was so stuffed and she looked like she was straining and saying “I don’t know why they didn’t think about this design more, so many parents are gonna complain about this one day, I know it”

SECOND: I HAVE TO PREPARE MYSELF FOR THE CHILD PURCHASING THE ANALLY INCLINED POKEMON ASKING ME, “why is it in it’s butt?”

LIKE I DON’T K N O W BUT IT ISN’T MY FAULT AND I CAN’T VERY WELL SAY I’M “RAWING BULBASAUR” IN FRONT OF A CHILD AND PARENT COMBO BUT EVERY TIME I LAUGH AND SAY, “that’s just the way it is” WHILE I FORCE STUFFING INTO THE POOR TOY’S ASSHOLE AND ASK MYSELF HOW MY LIFE CAME TO THIS

when we got bulbasaur my manager looked at me, looked at its anus, and said she was sorry.

3D character artist Ian Spriggs has really outdone himself with his latest portrait, “Tony”, rendered in VRay for Maya.