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This is the world capitalists want to return to.

the "milkman" is a common figure in stories depicting a woman's infidelity and adulterous affair.

this implies that the ability to provide milk would both decrease the likelihood of a man abandoning his wife and children, as it would eliminate the need for leaving to get milk AND would secure that man's marriage, as his wife would have no need to seek milk from an extraneous source.

therefore, all men should produce milk, through various means such as:

- being a cow

- being an almond

- being a woman

- being a coconut

- being in the omegaverse

- being an oat

(list is exemplary and not finite)

Why is Jason replacing the Batmobile’s tires with bike tires?

Science.

no seriously

RATING: RELIABLE

DC Summer Special | Redhood (2026), 𝘀𝘄𝗶𝗺𝘀𝘂𝗶𝘁 𝘃𝗮𝗿𝗶𝗮𝗻𝘁 cover

-- His job is pool.

The concept of prime being a jason fangirl… 🥹

‘66 Bats

*whispering*. “Of course. I do come prepared for any situation. I’m sorry about what you’re going through.” And he uses his cape to shield both of you as he hands it over as to not embarrass you in front of everyone. He might even go home and teach Robin about how to be prepared to help anyone in any situation. Even ones that may not be dangerous, may be embarrassing for the person involved.

‘97 Bats

*Makes a show out of giving it to you to prove he’s better than Robin. They’re still fighting btw.*

TDK Trilogy Bruce

“…Did you look in the bathroom. It’s stocked with everything you might need. Take it all I don’t care.” You’re at his bat cave. For some reason.

Batfleck

“Oh. Sure. Here you go.” And maybe he’s the mildest bit annoyed that you interrupted him but whatever. The issue’a dealt with. He even gave you tylenol with one of those tight lipped old man smiles. And then, “You know those are also good for plugging bullet wounds.”

Battinson

He holds one out to you, looking at you intensely. “You’re unprepared.”

Is it a judgement, an observation, a snarky remark? You have no idea there is no way to possibly tell when he speaks in the same tone of voice constantly, but he’s making you feel awkward so you snatch it from him and leave.

The LEGO Batman

“I don’t even know what that is. You’re on your what? Well…Can’t you just make it stop until you’re back at home.?”

BONUS

Arkham Knight Batman

Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.

ARSENAL & CHESHIRE CAT