Furry in Denial

AND YET A TRACE OF THE TRUE SELF EXISTS IN THE FALSE SELF

I’m the Animal and I kill things

thats so problematic

Literally rooting through your garbage for meats right now

you know there's an entire delicious steak here under this box held up by a stick

Oh fuck yeah oh fuck yeah oh fuck yeah oh fuck yeah oh fuck yeah

Where’d the sun go

hey dude, sorry i don’t really remember anything you just showed me. i actually used to be a baby so as you can imagine i have some object permanence issues

my favorite era in history is the one where people discovered you could make cartoons out of typography and newspapers would run articles that were just like “today dennis the intern figured out how to draw a dog with the typewriter so here it is”

time is a flat circle

My gender is whatever gender makes the joke funny

are you telling me they’re making a Cruella movie and she’s not even a MILF??

this is the most valid criticism i’ve seen on the cruella de vil tag so far

i fuckin love when a meme becomes so developed you no longer need the words

You can make one here

‘critics hated it but straight audiences loved it’ and ‘critics hated it but gay audiences loved it’ are completely opposite genres

I really appreciate that everyone knows I was talking about venom

Why rats gotta have the little grabby hands? Give man a cheerio and he eats it like a bagel

You complaining? You complaining about the little man and his bagel?

adam and eve named him abel because he was able to get killed by his brother

Adam and Even named him Cain cause he sure cain kill a guy

even

Yeah and? Gonna do something about it? Or am I gonna have to make an Abel out of you

Whyd they name the third one seth

after rogen

not even joking, this is 100 percent accurate

knuckle tats that say HAMP STER