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the "Point", my dear agitators, co-conspirators, and revolutionaries, is kindness

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yeahiwasintheshit

i wrote a poem about being a lesbian and yearning (it's in spanish tho)

#poetry #bad poetry #yearning #leabianism #i wrote this about the girl i like #poesía #sappho

geniusoflove

god. god. im glad i have the gay gene so i can listen to abba and lose my fucking MIND. its so sad straight people cant appreciate abba like we do

geniusoflove

me listening to voulez vous

thestateonmtv

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autistichalfblood

Due to my terrible situation during this coronavirus pandemic crisis, my best friend, who is a doctor, told me she would get me some of me and my dad’s meds (we’re both on the risk groups), drive to my apartment and drop them off (she told me firmly to NOT GO DOWN TO MEET HER because that could be dangerous to me).

When she arrived to drop off the meds I yelled (from the 15th floor): “HEY, ALINE, I LOVE YOU, BITCH!!!”

And I heard back: “I LOVE YOU TOO, BITCH!!! STAY SAFE INSIDE!!!”

Only afterwards that I realised that this could be the plot of a millennial lesbian quarantine romance.

hypokeimena

told my parents i miss archaeology and my mom was, very sympathetically, like: “do you want to dig holes in the garden?” and i was like. yes. i want to dig holes in the garden.

ruffboi-mags

my wife, after reading this to me aloud: It’s your people! …do you want me to break a clay pot for you to put back together?

me, burying my face in my hands: Maybe…?

demidorks

Percy Jackson would be like:

[Tanslation: The funniest thing about greek mythology is that people claimed that the gods lived RIGHT THERE on a MOUNT but nobody was going to see if it was true]

perks-of-being-chinese

Oh you’re catholic? Name all the cats

godlessondheimite

have i got a musical for you

glesbianupland

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cx-shhhh

*at the grocery store*

Grantaire, yelling across the isle: Hey, husband! Come help me pick out some apples!

Enjolras, running towards him: I'm coming, husband!

*at the Musain*

Musichetta, jokingly: May I get a name for the order?

Grantaire: Enjolras-Grantaire.

Enjolras: Mine is also Enjolras-Grantaire.

*later*

Grantaire: It's so weird how strangers can tell we're married right away.

Enjolras: Indeed. Very peculiar.

Éponine: You're literally wearing shirts that say "Husband #1" and "Husband #2" right now.

razzafrazzle

made a quiz where you describe your oc and it’ll determine if theyre a tumblr sexyman or not

guerrillatech

one-time-i-dreamt

First ID photo I don't completely hate

one-time-i-dreamt

Adding my student ID and public transportation photos to the list. The last one was taken last week, and I have lost some 5kg since the first two. I, for some reason, also look really sad in it.

kinfoxxy

Why do you look like a AI face

one-time-i-dreamt

*flashbacks*

unpopular-opinions101

darth-felis-deactivated20200625

Ah, yes, the default sim is back

vaporwavesimulator

*gas mask breathing noises* you know where the nearest taco bell is

wussy-agitation-deactivated2020

*muffled plague doctor mask noises* down the block to the left

charlesoberonn

Ahead of their time

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chickpeamcb

hand lettering assignment of @/abracadabriest’s iconic post

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