i swore i'd never come back here

I passed a flower shop next to a tattoo shop and at first I laughed because I thought it was ironic and then i freaked because IMAGINE YOUR OTP IN A FLORIST/TATTOO ARTIST AU

OMG I COULD TOTALLY IMAGINE THEM LIKE THAT IT WOULD BE SO PERFECT

I cannot BELIEVE a post I made when I was 13 is circulating! And also apparently started this trope? I thought somebody had the idea separately and it blew up that way😭

@hellsite-hall-of-fame for your collection

if i were in charge of star wars i would end the last movie witth yoda reading the story out of a big book and he gives a little chuckle and says "happened, none of that did." and then he gets out of his truck and waddles into walmart

man sometimes friendship really is just "I saw this and knew it would give you psychic damage. please respond with agony" and then they do. and it's great

and for my favorite character: failed suicide attempt and erectile dysfunction

SEPARATE CHURCH (AO3) AND STATE (TRADPUB)

mine is my actual all-time favorite kingdon fic: WALK-OFF by @sawdustandstardust 🩵🩵🩵

freaky friday by @kmsk8r was SOOOOO FUN

i’m trying to tell you you now, it’s sabotage! by @peachypitt HOCKEY MEL FIC GO THERE NOW

the thing about "people have talked about it you're just 21" is that it's not really "young people are stupid" it's more "if you come into an academic discussion you should know what people have said on the matter lest you talk out your ass"

Research is the PPE that prevents you from taking sick burns during a flame war.

DO NOT DOWNLOAD TUMBLR it will install a virus on your device called tumblr