You're a Pink Pony Girl and You Dance at the Club!

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

Being an adult will have you unironically sad about a parasite outbreak in fresh vegetables.

Post canon Shen Yuan sets up a class for Binghe to teach when he’s able to get away from the demon realm, where he teaches the disciples how to make tea well. Not just the art of it, but also the culinary aspect of brewing a delicious tea, and eventually he gets into teaching them how to make snacks and cut decorative fruits to go along with tea. He’s quickly becoming the kids favorite teacher, partially because he’s extremely kind and gentle with them (he’s trying to emulate how his mom taught him), and partially because they get to eat what he makes. Unlike Shen Yuan, Binghe has a much harder time holding back his cute aggression, so he does sometimes grab the kids and rub his face in their hair and kiss their little heads and nibble on them. As milfic as Shen Yuan is, his little disciples come to Shimu now if they scrape their knees or have a bad dream. Often times Binghe will even suck the kids all into one dream realm where he can help them practice fighting monsters made out of pillows, or show them the far corners of the world.

me in the glass tunnel in an aquarium: what if the glass broke right now

Can you imagine if after Apocalypse World, Jack's nightmares evolved into sleepwalking? I mean. You can't wake him up suddenly or he might blast you. He's also walking repeatedly into your bedroom door and pouring out everything in the fridge