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C'mon, Jesus wouldn't care about the eth, but he'd be losing it about a crown of thorns

yeah sure whatever

i seriously want to smoke the ocean.

THE BOTTOM IS A PAINTING????

also does a really good job reminding the view just how much air quality has improved since we stopped burning coal in every building lol

has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive

times like these really make you appreciate pouring river water in your socks

i want to position myself such that i can perform evil, spiteful, wicked cruel vindictive acts and be rewarded for them

i wish you a promising career in HR

wizard college is going to kill me I swear to god. I just saw someone without a component satchel reach into their pocket and pull out a handful of LOOSE tapioca to use as a substitute for blood in their fell ritual. and it worked. I've never been so fucking mad.

YEE-CLAW :D

@joy-and-whimsy-official

Joy and whimsy detected! This Yee-Claw is joyful and whimsical!

Blackout poetry exists on a dual axis from "banal" to "insightful" on the input side and "kind of deep" to "incredibly fucking dumb" on the output side, and while taking something banal and producing something kind of deep is well and fine, for my money taking something insightful and rendering it incredibly fucking dumb is where the real art is.

#i stuck the word 'banal' in there twice specifically so that 'anal' would be low hanging fruit#but i genuinely did not anticipate 'banana' --@prokopetz