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I had a guy come up to the bar and ask me for a “fun sugar free cocktail” because he’s on the keto diet, but still wanted to enjoy his drink. I spent about 5 minutes talking to him, asking what he likes in a drink, trying to get his tastes, telling him all the things I could make, and at the end he said he wanted to think about it. He then sat down, pulled out his phone, 1 minute later he came back up to the bar and said “I asked chat gbt and they said you should make this” and showed me the screen… it’s was literally just burbon and bitters… so I joked and said “what was my human intelligence not good enough for you?” And he insisted he just needed to “make sure” he liked the drink. Whatever dude. Less work for me I guess.

you can know the punchline but you can’t stop it from punching you.

au where superman comes to earth as an adult and everyone but bruce can see that he's a little.... weird

From a long lost Vic Berger edit that can only be found on Facebook

A comic based on this poem

they killed him for this

HUDSON WILLIAMS?