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lastoneout

turns out "everything you have ever wanted is on the other side of this fear" is a great trans mantra but also a good mantra if you have OCD

lastoneout

Also a cool thing to say out loud before picking up a sword!!!!!

sabertoothwalrus

asexuals I love you very much but sometimes you will get hangups about very funny things. I made a "fuck marry kill" poll and dozens of people are asking how they're supposed to vote because they don't want to fuck anyone and are asking for alternatives for that category like playing video games or drinking tea instead. but killing is totally fine

sabertoothwalrus

I love you.

keeping it basic but fuck marry kill traffic signals 🚦

fuck green marry yellow kill red

fuck green marry red kill yellow

fuck yellow marry green kill red

fuck yellow marry red kill green

fuck red marry green kill yellow

fuck red marry yellow kill green

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#fuck yellow marry green kill red #we love a good edging running a light by speeding through yellow...#exhilarating #titillating. even.

zealotarchaeologist

i stepped on the scale today and it said “bat”

it took me a few seconds to realize it meant the battery was out, but before i realized that i just said “i am not a bat” out loud

mousegirlheart

castleupinthemist

@norsferatu

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ifeelsickening

Reposting this coz i saw it in my camera roll again this is by far one of the funniest interactions ive come across on ao3

wiittyusername

I think the funniest thing Toby Fox could do is not have Papyrus show up in Deltarune at all and then in the post credits after you you beat the game you'd see a message appear that says "you can now play with Papyrus" and then he'd be retroactively inserted into every single chapter like some kind of new game+

wiittyusername

It would look like this

korokio

do you think she spent the entire night looking for them

slutstarlet

FUCK! ITS A SUNDAY!

toasthaste

can someone tell me what this picture in this airbnb could possibly be other than some sort of angel presenting their asshole to the viewer

spraxinoscope

Rorschach test, final level, legendary difficulty

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danielkanhai

it would suck being a new immortal. like it’d be 2109 and people would go, “what was it like seeing ancient civilizations rise and fall like that? seeing the pyramids being built? watching the expansion and growth of the new world?” and i’d just be like, “no…no i was born in 1991. so like, wow i’m gonna see some cool stuff, but, i mean i’m not that much older than just a really, really old person, you know? phones were big back then. so big. but only for like ten years, then they got like, as good as they are now. uh. rhinos existed. don’t think i ever saw one in person. cool, good talk.”

ayellowbirds

even worse, imagine being an immortal who keeps missing stuff. “What was it like seeing the pyramids being built?” “Fuck if I know, I was in Madagascar.” “Oh, okay. Well, how was the Renaissance?” “I fell down a hole in Scotland and people thought I was an enchanted well for four hundred years, it was over by the time I convinced someone to get me out.”

erkhyan

And now, a lesson in biases:

We barely know anything about Madagascar pre-500CE. We don’t even know whether the island had a permanent population before then, despite finding a bunch of much older signs of temporary human presence.

Malagasy mythology makes mention of the vazimba, a “precursor” ethnic group that might or might not be distinct from Madagascar’s current population.

The point is, we do not know.

So you were in Madagascar when the pyramids were being built in Egypt, i.e. during one of the most obscure, most undocumented parts of Madagascar’s human history?

Oh, buddy, you better go and make a bunch of anthropologists and archeologists really happy RIGHT NOW instead of feeling bad about missing everyone else’s pet Major Event.

ayellowbirds

It’s been a decade since we left that comment and you have the best reply anyone’s left to it.

meiuya

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cheezydraws

its their turn to color them

transmasc-toph

Transmasc Azula and her Father's Rewards

I think one of the most interesting things about my transmasc azula au/hc is the way it changes her relationship with her father and mother.

As a princess, Azula has a lot of expectations put upon her. She's either going to be a bargaining chip like Yue - or a weapon. In my AU, one of the reasons why Azula becomes as obsessed with being a perfect weapon as he does, is because its his only way to gain exemption from traditional patriarchal expectations.

Ursa trying to take Azula away from his duelling/excessive training, ends up becoming a villain in Azula's eyes. Because Ursa means well when she says that 'girls shouldn't spend so much time training', Ursa means well when she suggests taking Ursa out for shopping or getting manicures together. Ursa means well when she praises Azula for his 'beauty' instead of his achievements

But Azula hates it all. He doesn't know why yet, he just knows that Ursa makes him feel somehow worse. He knows that when he trains hard, Ozai lets him wear his hair in a traditional men's topknot for 'practical purposes'. He knows that when he's training, Ursa can't drag him into 'girl's days'. He knows that as long as he performs, Ozai will allow him to swap his dresses for armour.

It gets so much juicier if Ozai sort of suspects. He hates it of course, viewing it as a sign of his daughter's inane fantasies, but also sees it as something he can use to his advantage (much like he does with Azula's psychosis and desire for love). Ursa doesn't know, but that doesn't matter when all she does is make Azula's experience in an extremely traditional and queerphobic household that much worse.

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bebeseagull

your mutual who's obsessed with some fucking guy reblogged your post: #im getting real some fucking guy vibes from this

sabertoothwalrus

it’s hard to give jewelry as gifts sometimes

#wait marinette second lobe piercing is so big brained #the notes are right

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