At least I tried.

Im gonna lock in in August so hard you dont even knowwwww <- lying

reblogging this to add that I often think about the old man yaoi mangaka on bluesky who said "the phrase that finally convinced me that the English language is truly beautiful was 'this shit is so ass'"

someone at work told me 'oh, just ask chat' when i raised a casual question and i asked what she meant and she said 'you know, chatgpt' like im an idiot. and i should get an award for the fact that i did not start snarling and biting and killing

Everyone needs three hobbies: one to give you carpel tunnel, one to leave you sore and bruised, and one for your distant relatives to insist you monetize

Jerking off. Falling down the stairs. Fixing the wifi.

Its been five years of it’s august and the flow of time still haunts me

It would kill half the 19-25 year olds online to realize "I can't help it I have trauma" is one of THE quintessential abuser excuses

Like there is a difference between "My trauma creates impulsive urges and has changed my instinctive reactions to be irrational, I need to relearn shit." vs "I'm traumatized so I Can't Help It and you're not allowed to expect better of me"

the untamed, im LITERALLY begging you PLEASE do this in the live action

You just know that this man had an entire monologue running through his head and that makes it even funnier

i....found a rare shoegaze tape. legit. band does not exist online. tape is at least 20 years old. This is so Sam

100,000 notes i shut the whole damn thing down. do u wanna contribute to that?